My friends and I had so many Tinder horror stories that we made them into episodes of a web series called Timber the Series. Check it out! And here are 10 more Tinder horror stories that will make you want to give up on online dating. We started speaking for a couple of days and I mentioned where I worked. The night I mentioned my workplace, I saw a guy walk past that looked a lot like him. I forgot about it and a couple of days later, it was quiet in work but my phone battery was low. I said I’d speak to him later before my phone died.
The dating world is a tricky business. And with the rise of dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, Raya insert cool new dating hub here it just got a whole lot more complicated. But for every great date, you might have to endure five awful ones. Which can add up to some really, really awkward stories. You might meet someone who collects scary china dolls for fun, for example, or a guy admits to once having put a pig’s head in their housemate’s bed in the name of revenge No?
Well, at least you’ll always have a story to tell. Thanks to the platform Reddit, people from all around the world are sharing their cringe-worthy tinder date stories.
I have two bad date stories :. Horribly uncomfortable at the time, they are now some of my most treasured memories, the kind that just make me go, ahhh, life. If you date, odds are you have some bad date stories. Here are some of the funniest, weirdest and strangely satisfying bad date stories, culled from the Man Repeller community last week. This would not have been so tragic it he were to actually engage with me.
But I spent a very painful hour walking among clownfish and then eating the ceviche I spite-ordered myself next door ironically he did not like seafood while playing the silent game with him and losing every time.
You know when you’re getting ready for a first date, and you’re totally nervous and jittery? When you worry about the million little things that could go wrong and then feel a little silly when none of your concerns turn out to be legitimate? Well, these guys and their dates were not so lucky. Here, 12 guys give their most cringeworthy first-date stories, purely for your enjoyment.
After the meal, I realized I forgot my wallet, and they didn’t take the card that she had on her. We had to wait an hour for my friends on campus to walk over and pay for the meal.
We Asked Students for Their Most Awkward First Date Stories. The most is always weird. Check out our Spoon members best stories about their worst first date. Big Groups · The 10 Weirdest Food Combinations as Told by UMD Students.
Was going to go to a bar with a girl I met on Tinder. Got out of her car, crossed the street, and then awkwardly shook my hand. Told me she forgot her ID at home, apologized, and then left. What made it more odd, is she had sent nudes, full face nudes not photoshopped face swapped I could see the chest tat on her in person no mistaking that. She brought a stuffed animal. Not a tiny little thing some young women clip to their keychain. It was a gigantic blue rabbit at least as big as a toddler.
Worthy Asks: What’s Your Funniest or Weirdest Dating Story?
We mean weird as in somebody taking a stick of butter out of their pocket and eating it during the actual date. Are you intrigued yet? Just remember to upvote your faves and share your own weird date stories in the comments. Image credits: s1cken1nggg. Image credits: lizaaard7. Image credits: CleOptiRealist.
When Twitter user Postgrad_barty urged people to share their weirdest dating stories, they replied with gusto. We’ve collected some of their.
They have a month-old son named Elias. Photo provided by Dania Mial-Fancett. Rita Belfiori dons a White Castle hamburger Halloween costume designed and created by her husband, Phillip. Cindy Shortt and Jim Simons, of Macomb Township, recently announced their engagement after their dogs brought them together at the condominium complex where they both reside.
At the time, Jared was living in Kalamazoo and Jenelle was living in St. Clair Shores. While some dismiss Feb. We received the gamut of responses and compiled them below. Marina had just left work at CNN and was going to meet her girlfriend for a drink, and Pierre, a wine broker from Bordeaux, France, was heading to a date with a different woman. After Marina saw the bus pull away and chased after it, she noticed a handsome man in a three-piece suit who also missed the bus mutter in French.
Dating can be very difficult for some people. Specifically, first dates can be incredibly awkward as you navigate a minefield of conversational topics in order to try and make yourself look cool and interesting. However, for some people definitely not me panic can ensue during first dates. Someone took to Reddit to find out some of the weirdest first dates that people have had, by asking, “What was the weirdest question you got asked on a first date?
Unsurprisingly, people had some truly amazing stories to share. So, please find below a collection of the most shocking, uncomfortable, and hilarious responses that people gave.
Even if you manage to match with a hottie, you then have to wait and see who will send the first message before struggling through awkward small talk. Thanks to the platform Reddit , people from all around the world are sharing their cringe-worthy tinder date stories for our amusement. This reddit thread has over 15K comments, each meetup wackier than the last. He informed me of the match and proceeded to set up a coffee date.
Instead of him showing up to the date, I did. I know what I need in a man, and you don’t have it. Met this gorgeous guy who had just moved into town, he was head of an ER at a local hospital.
First dates are stressful. Even if they go well, meeting a new person is inherently going to be difficult at first. And while we all inevitably have a rotten date or two under our belts, some dates take it from bad to horrific. We’ve rounded up the craziest stories from various Reddit threads that will make you want to thank your lucky stars your last date was just a bad kisser. Until two days ago when I saw her in the pub where we had a brief catch-up and I got her number.
Give me a brief synopsis of your best dating story and if I choose it to feature on latest Bad Date Stories This was by far my weirdest and creepiest date ever.
Fast forward into the date and he disappeared and came back holding a sandwich-sized bag half full of what looked like broken glass. Crack, my Tinder date had crack. I politely declined his offer and then when I had the opportunity, made an exit. He sat next to me in the restaurant booth and proceeded to slide a butter knife up and down my thigh.
He then went on to ask what my response would be if he told me he had five dicks. Yeah, never saw that guy again. Then afterwards, while eating dinner, the conversation was so awkward due to nothing in common, I couldn’t even look him in the eye. He asked if I’d like to come over for dinner. This is not normally something I would agree to, but I did since I knew his mom. Turned out he still lived at home with her. While I was planning my exit strategy, she got up and asked, ‘Would you two like some privacy for coitus?
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By Laura Lifshitz Nov 11th, This past month, we asked the group for their funniest or weirdest dating stories and we got quite a mix. The reality is that dating after divorce is different for everyone. Some people meet others quickly—rebounding in destruction. Some people meet others quickly and it succeeds well!
Dating is hard for everyone. But every now and then, you’ll go on a date that’s so bad it warrants its own story. In this Reddit thread, people.
Check out our Spoon members best stories about their worst first date. He ended up getting so drunk he threw up. A lot. Great first impression, huh? We went to lunch and we both ordered a beer. We were sitting outside in the middle of a California summer, so I ordered another beer 15 minutes later to cool off. Then I ordered two during the course of my meal. It was pretty high in salt so I ordered one more after lunch. I ended up having six beers in the span of an hour. By the end, I was slurring my words and she suggested I take a walk before I head home.
There are pictures. First and last date with that particular guy. The worst part is I was too awkward to acknowledge and tried to act normal for the whole date.
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But, hey: it could always be worse! You could be like one of these poor Redditors, all of whom have spectacularly cringe-worthy dating stories. She was cute, funny, smart, everything you hope for in a blind first date. After spending a good part of the day with her, we end up at this frozen yogurt spot.
Dating can be one of the most fun pastimes in the world or the source of some of the weirdest things you’ll ever see. And not just weird as in “oh dear, we sat in.
After finally coping with the demise of my previous relationship I decided to jump back into the dating game and download Bumble. Right away he requested I give him my number so we could communicate via text, and though I thought it was slightly premature I ultimately relinquished my digits. After chatting for a few days I found Preston quite sarcastic for my liking, so I was unsure whether or not I was inclined to meet in person. A terrible date that killed chilvalry: Just The Tip.
On a balmy 75 degrees day, Preston arrived 15 minutes late I might add outside our meeting point dressed in several layers, a scarf, and a beanie. Instead of entering the restaurant to have a drink Preston had another idea. Apprehensive to go with him to his apartment I proposed he just carry it. As we walked several blocks to who knows where Preston was texting on his phone for the entire duration.
Puzzled, I offered up the usual examples such as dinner, drinks, coffee, etc. Remembering that he had recently moved to NYC I inquired as to whether or not he had been on many dates. Preston then revealed that he had been building a dating bot that does the texting hence why he wanted to chat via text and even schedules his dates for him. It actually scheduled four dates for me at the same time today, which is why I was late! Did I say that? That must have been the bot.